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            <h1>Troubleshooting and FAQ</h1>
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                Problems with your psyPhone?  Have no fear, have a quick
                look at these solutions to common problems with the psyPhone
                and you should be back to speaking with your mind in no time!
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                Question: My psyPhone keeps dropping my telepathic calls.
                What's going on?
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                In order to work, your psyPhone needs to be free from neural
                interference.  Make sure to only take calls on your psyPhone
                in open areas, away from distractions like attractive members
                of the opposite sex, small buzzing insects, and delicious-looking
                sandwiches.
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                Question: I can't find my video! I know I recorded it with my
                psyPhone....or did I?
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                The psyPhone's patented 1080p memory recording only works when the
                user is mentally able to create new memories.  If the user of the psyPhone
                is unable to develop new memories due to intoxication, or other "blackout"
                circumstances, then no memories can be recorded by the psyPhone.
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                Question: What happens if I "jailbreak" my psyPhone?
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                Jailbreaking the psyPhone to run jailbroken psyPhone applications
                is against the Terms of Service that the user agrees to upon turning
                on their psyPhone for the first time.  Any instances of a user attempting
                to read minds, predict the future, or other malicious uses of psyPhone
                technology will be punished to the full extent of the law.
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                Question: Sometimes I can see and talk to my friends and family, even though
                they aren't there.  Am I going crazy?
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                No silly, you aren't going crazy!  Some bugs in the psyPhone OS 7.xx
                cause the phone to cause hallucinations of contacts in a
                user's contact list to appear in the augmented reality display.  Simply
                ignore these shades of consciousness and their pleas to be delivered into
                your dimension by playing loud music.  This is a known bug and will  be
                fixed in psyPhone OS version 8.
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                Question: I dropped my psyPhone in a river (of lava).  What options do I have?
                I can't live another day without my psyPhone!
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                Have no fear, all psyPhones are protected by a lifetime warranty.  Simply send an
                email to warranty@psyphone.com with a picture of your face, your name, and home
                phone number.  In 3 days you should get a DNA Sampling Kit.  Simply follow the intructions
                to capture certain sequences of your DNA, and we will take care of the rest.  By searching
                through the vast amounts of private data that we collect about our users, we can restore your
                phone, memories, and contacts with minimal hassle.
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